Cell towers and concrete, discount fashion
Leather boots and perfume, girls looking for action
Don’t worry about parking, we got an asphalt ocean
Slide out of that SUV, get your fat ass in motion
Down at the strip mall, baby
Down at the strip mall, girl
Down at the strip mall, baby
We’re gonna build them all around the world
This was nothing but farmland just five years ago
Now we’ve got a Wal-Mart and Lowe’s and Home Depot
You can spend every dollar you got on stuff that you don’t need
Maybe save a little for groceries, if you got some kids to feed
Down at the strip mall, baby
Down at the strip mall, girl
Down at the strip mall, baby
We’re gonna build them all around the world
I can’t believe all the bargains, I can’t believe all the styles
Racks and racks of out-of-date gear, it just goes on for miles
Can you believe these jeans were only $9.98?
I’m telling you it’s deals like this that make this country great
Down at the strip mall, baby
Down at the strip mall, girl
Down at the strip mall, baby
We’re gonna build them all around the world
You can find the ghosts of retail on the outskirts of every town
Abandoned shells of commerce we just can’t tear down
We move a little further out, then we build some more
Maybe we’ll get a TJ Maxx and a brand new Christian bookstore
Down at the strip mall, baby
Down at the strip mall, girl
Down at the strip mall, baby
We’re gonna build them all around the world